Josh Holtzman-#550
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Josh Holtzman
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KEY ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
Once ate 3.00 porterhouse steaks in under a minute
DJed live to a crowd of over NaN.00 Malaysians
Tied the Olympic record for men's 400m dash
Bred a genetically modified iridescent watermelon using jellyfish DNA
Solved peace in the middle east

